"Open the vodka bay door, HAL. Dock your Soyuz capsule with the orbiting Mir space station, while avoiding space junk. Sure to provide endless eons of enjoyment until the giant, earth-crushing meteor arrives."

Bugglings is a life kind of simulator.  5 types of living organisms (identified by a different color) are competing in a test tube where there is food and optional radiation.  The cells move around, eat food, reproduce and kill other...

A crossover parody of Bill Gates and Tickle-Me-Elmo.

We have received reports of a very substantial buildup of Klingon vessels in the area, and Starfleet has determined this is a major threat to the security of local governments and planets.  

A colored version of John Conway's Game of Life with a few improvements over  older versions. The new cells are displayed in green, the rules for birth and death can be changed, and the board wraps around the screen's borders.

Your children get "two scoops" of math leanring with this brand-new business simulation!  This fun-filled program provides children with fresh and exciting opportunities to develop their problem-solving, arithmetic, organizational,...

"SubWar!!!" is a submarine simulation game for very early B&W Macs. To quit the game or access the instructions menu at the top, you first need to click the "PANIC!!" button, or menus won't do anything.  

The Great Australian Sheep Race (or simply SheepRace) is an old B&W horse racing simulator, except it's sheep. You can bet on a sheep and look at the race to win or lose money.  

Miniature Golf (or "Miniture" Golf) is a pretty damn nice miniputt game for very early B&W Macs.  Altough it's super simple, it's fun as it allows you to actually instantly draw the golf course by clicking the mouse to...

Microshaft Winblows 98 is a parody program by Parroty software that attempts to make jokes about Windows 98, Microsoft's business, and nerd culture in general. It was generally positively received. Describing itself as "rated for...